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Bobbing for razor filled apples, touch that feel this and guess what it is, begging people for their hard earned candy in an old hoodie and sandal socks, it could only mean one thing. It’s Halloween time! Dead cats hanging from poles, brown leaf vertigo and all that. What has the maniacal Dr. Puff whipped up in his lab this time? This stuff called Fried Eye Scream E-Liquid! It’s a hair raising vanilla bean ice cream with a fried crust. That’s not all though, before Dr. Puff fried this scream, he filled it with a bunch of miniature frooty rock cereal. The inhale will be a bone tickling fried vanilla ice cream. The exhale will be a tibia licking frooty rock cereal.
Dr. Puff is kind of a weird dude. Whenever I see him in the lab, he’s wearing this yellow chemical suit that I swear I saw on TV and socks with sandals. I mean, I didn’t even know that was a thing still? I wonder if his feet are super crusty and wants to spare people the vomit inducing sight of them or if he just doesn’t like exposing his tootsies to the elements? Weird flex but ok, his juice blends are fire. Puff Labs Frooty Booty E-Liquid is what happens when you stand out in the Vegas sun for too long while holding a rainbow snow cone. The inhale will be melted rainbow snow cone syrup. On the exhale, you will taste every single color of the magical fruit flavored rainbow.
I was chattin’ it up with Dr. Puff last week and he let me in on a little secret. He only eats plant based foods, with one exception, this fried chicken place. It’s the weirdest thing. Why would such a rockin’ vegan dude be eating at a fried chicken place? I mean, the guy has a recipe for organic butter squash mac and cheese for cryin’ out loud. Whatever, juice is still flame. Puff Labs Rotten Candy E-Liquid is a bunch of little gummy candies, not shaped like animals, wading in a small pool of grape soda. The inhale will be have a rainbow gummy vibe going on. The exhale will be all grape and bubbly.
So, Dr. Puff got wasted last night in his apartment by some Pink character, at least I think that was his name. That’s the bad news. The good news is that he left all his recipes behind and his final creation. RIP Dr. Puff your sandal sock stylo will forever live within every bottle of e-liquid… Puff Labs Spoiled Milk E-Liquid is a not so spoiled key lime milkshake. I know what you’re thinking, where are we Florida? Well, no but this stuff is still off the chart with flavor. The inhale will be like you’re on your own little island in the sun, with flip flops and socks and all that. The exhale will be a refreshing key lime pie milkshake that you can savor for hours, in your mouth.
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9889 Crescent Park Drive
West Chester, Ohio
45069
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